Para todos aquellos que quieran leer su santísima palabra:
Pastafarismo (wikipedia)
Comunidad pastafari latina
Sitio oficial (en inglés)
Y para finalizar una humilde oración al Gran Monstruo Volador de Espagueti:
Oh Tallarines que están en los cielos gourmets
Santificada sea tu harina
Venga a nosotros tus nutrientes
Hágase su voluntad en la Tierra como en los platos
Dános hoy nuestras albóndigas de cada día
y perdona nuestras gulas así como nosotros perdonamos a los que no te comen.
No nos dejes caer en la tentación (de no alimentarnos de vos)
y libranos del hambre...
Ramén.
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36 comentarios:
Punkman, he visto tu credo y me he convertido a él por obra y gracia del Espaghetti volador. De ahora en adelante seguiré sus doctrinas al pie de la letra y comere de su carne.
¡Ramén!
ajá... Y despuès soy yo la qe hace quedar mal a la religiòn.. jejeje
jejejeje, con que borraste mi comentario??... Hagamos las paces ¿Si?, que ya hasta me caes bien, en serio.
No sé porque lado has tomado mi blog pero obviamente no lo has entendido del todo. Ya sé que parece estupido y todo lo que quieras pero tengo mis mótivos para escribirlo.
PD: Y que conste que no he manipulado mi contador, todas las visiticas que he recibido me ha tocado sudarmelas, o sea mandar muchos links y actualizar de seguido, sólo que mi blog no viene desde septiembre sino que empezó en marzo del 2006, pero se me borró el archivo...
otra cosa: No soy narcista
Jajajaja. En realidad, sospecho que tu blog es una farsa (Y muy divertida por cierto) y que en realidad eres una persona poco "decente" que se ríe de todos aquellos que se lo toman en serio (como yo) es que simplemente no me cabe en la cabeza que pueda existir personas así.
Una pregunta ¿Por qué acentúas con acentos graves ("`")? y ¿en serio dices que no eres narcicista? Bah, si es eso lo que quisiste decir cuando escribiste "narcista" que yo sepa se dice "narsicista".
Para todos los demas les cuento que el comentario que borré decia "Felicitaciones, conseguiste que te comentara el blog" Ya que mi blog está abierto a todo tipo de críticas hacia el mismo.
Frases de la señorita decente:
"pueden ver lo guapa que soy"
"a todos mis admiradores que son muchos"
"Por lo linda y lista" (refiriendose a ella misma)
"simplemente me quiero un poquito"
Y LA MEJOR DE TODAS!!
"es pecado mortal la vanidad"
¿No eres narsicista?
No visitaré ni criticaré mas tu blog pero asegurate de no decir mentiras en el mío.
¡Ramén!
Y ustedes, queridos lectores. ¿A quien apoyáis? ¿A la señorita "decente" o al indecente punkman?
Estimada señorita decente:
Veo que eres creyente, entonces te invito a que te cambies de religión y pruebes la del Espaghetti Volador, el Señor y creador de todo lo que existe.
Él te hará ver la gracia, y te sacará del closet en que estas enterrada, si te arrodillas y le resas.
Antes yo era como tú, pero ahora soy un hombre nuevo. Yo era seguidor de la fuerza (Jedi), hasta que punkman me mostró el camino a la verdad.
Atentamente: almuri666.
PS: si vives en Jerúsalem, ¿Cómo haces para hablar español?
Señorita decente:
Como puede ver por el anterior comentario; Nosotros los pastafaris (creyentes en el Gran Monstruo de Espaghetti Volador) tenemos una paciencia ilimitada, inclusive para herejes como usted.
Le rogamos que considere la posibilidad de convertise al pastafarismo. Le dara muchas satisfacciones a usted y a los lectores de su blog (Si es que deja de publicar tantas tonterías).
atentamente
-punkman-
Holas, gracias por el enlace y su visita, hace ilusión (en un rato hago lo propio), muy bueno lo de la religión de la pasta..el test friky lo hice hace tiempo, me dio un 37%.
bessos
pd: según mi humilde opinión se dice narcisista.
¡Gracias, Yaves, por visitar mi blog!
Espero que te haya gustado o que aunque sea lo hayas encontrado digerible. De todas maneras seguiré leyendo tu blog por que me encantó. ¡Besos!
-punkman-
Jajajaja, que bueno, la verdad es que han sabido jugar muy bien con lo mismo que juega la religión catolica desde hace años (lo de la nueva teoría de San Anselmo me ha encantado). Así nos deberíamos dar cuenta de que las religiones están basadas en lo que otros nos hacen creer, a ver si aprendemos de una vez a obrar según nuestra propia creencia y a no vender nuestra mente.
RAmén!
almuri666: Voy a considerarlo
Punk-man: bueno, si, era narcisista, ni me di cuenta de que lo habia escrito mal.
Y perdona si mis frases me hacen parecer egocentrica, que no lo soy, y la verdad todo con respecto a mi vanidad lo digo en manera de satira y no para que la gente piense que soy narcisista ó pretenciosa.
Mis historias son ciertas pero exageradas y muy manipuladas (Pensé que todos lo sabían) - Al principio cree ese blog para que mis amigos (Que me conocen personalmente) se rieran y obvio que lo hicieron porque saben que no voy a la iglesia desde los 3 años (Mi bautismo) y que todo parezco menos una virgen inmaculada con miedo a salir de su dormitorio porque de pronto mancillen su castidad(Tampoco soy una zorra)... Y esto va para todos, para que luego no vayan a decir a mi blog sabrá Dios que Cosas!!.
Y PD: Perdonen mi ortografia pero en mi carrera sólo nos enseñan a escribir ecuaciones y formulas, no es excusa, lo sé y ya me compré uno de esos libritos de gramatica para que no me esten menospreciando blogguers que si son engreigos jeje
Y punk-man, aunque me lo hayas prohibido (Si lo escribí bien?) voy a seguir visitando tu blog porque me ha gustado a pesar de todo.
el primer comentario que puse en tu blog, lo hice porque estaba muy resentida con lo que me habias escrito en mi blog pero ni siquiera había leido nada.
Punkman, conocia esa religión, y veo q tu tambien has caido en las garras del pastafarismo.
Yo estoy metido en tantas otras sectas que a esta no me daria tiempo a dedicarle un momento.Eso sí, si eres capaz de mostrarme tu macarrón (espero q no sea espaghetti), me convierto en un santiamén, jajaja
Sociópata enfermizo, que es lo mismo que decir "freaky patológico".
Jo tío qué resquemor veo por aquí! y yo no digo ná, que luego tó se sabe...
Por cierto, esta entrada del Gran Monstruo Spaguetti Volador magnífica tío, de Oscar. Para quitarse el sombrero y ponerte un pisito en la Gran Vía jajaja
Un saludo punkman!
Señorita decente: Ahora comprendo todo, me siento un estupido por no haberme dado cuenta de que su blog realmente no iba en serio. Espero que sepa perdonarme y sepa que usted no tiene prohibido entrar a mi blog sino que es bienvenida a mi humilde morada.
Saludos!
-punkman-
Al resto de mis queridos lectores: Disculpenme por no postear por estos dias, es que mi computadora se rompió. Veo que todos han descubierto lo buena que es la religion pastafari xD.
¡Nos vemos!
PS: Muchas gracias kazuya y xerophusss!!
-punkman-
ok...prometo leer bien y ver de que se trata..quien te dice también yo encuentro una religión (¿?) Saludos... ni idea como llegué acá ... asique ni preguntes.
Saludos!!!
Perséfone|*Hollow Years*
je je. YTo escribí un par de artículos en la Friki, es lo más!
Oh! salve Gran monstruo volador del espagueti, bendícenos con un gran plato de canelones!
Amén!
pd: perdón por no pasar antes, pero si sos punk, seremos grandes amigos ;)
Actualiza hombre actualiza, que a uno le gustan los blogs que actualizan! xD
A huevo!!! Yo tambien uso la FrikiPedia... Y por cierto, eso lo había publicado en mi cagá de blog u_u...
Saludos desde México
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